Picture this ... /tv/ shills are at the door. They brought their carefully crafted memes and why the [CURRENT SHOW] is the best show ever. But they've underestimated you, yet again.
That's when you respond: "Sneed". Brenda in the marketing department is flustered: what does it mean? Why don't they like the show? Can we censor these reviews somehow? But you know better, you know what is best in life:
This shirt is made out of a premium fabric thats soft, comfy, but light. Goes well with any color, just don't eat tendies while eating the white one!
I really can’t say much else. I put on the Sneed shirt, and gigachad things start happening. Traffic stops when I need, things cost less than they should, waiters refuse to accept my tips, doors are held open, etc. You wear the Sneed shirt, and the day is yours.
I chucked my old shirts as soon as I put this on. Sneed for life. It feeds my soul and it’s the seed of my happiness