Comfy Schizo Blanket

Comfy Schizo Blanket

Comfy Schizo Blanket

Regular price $55.00
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The Comfy Schizo Blanket is a must have for anyone looking for optimal protection from the glowies while watching your Smart TV that definitely isn't spying on you.

A play on our original COMFY blankets, this one uses Zalgo text to really give it that comfy schizo feel.

Now with an XL edition for those extra big brains or to snuggle up while taking off your shoes and listen to short wave radio stations together.

• 100% polyester
• Soft silk touch fabric
• Printing on one side
• White reverse side
• Machine-washable
• Hypoallergenic
• Flame retardant
• Standard size is 50" x 60" (127cm x 152cm)
• XL size is 60" x 80" (152cm x 203cm)

Tags: Schizo
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