The three letter boys are at it again. They found out about all the egirls you left on seen, and they're calling your smartphone the "ghost gun". There's talks of throwing the book at you; With over 30 girls waiting for you to text back your device is technically a high capacity weapon. It's only a matter of time before they show up at your door.
That's when you throw on your ATF Proof Embroidered Temple OS polo. Collars popped is the only way to not get turned into swiss cheese. As the three letter boys bring you into the station for questioning, they ask you "what do you have to say for yourself." - to which you respond "I know my rights, I'm not texting your mom back".
Not saying (You) should actually do that, but (You) would definitely look good in this polo.
• 100% ring-spun cotton pique • Fabric weight: 6.3 oz/yd² (213.6 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk and quarter-turned fabric • Contoured welt collar and cuffs • Double-needle bottom hem • Three woodtone buttons on a clean-finished placket with a reinforced box