You finally you did it you madlad, you made a twitter account. After years of screenshotting tweets and posting them elsewhere only to be told to "go back to twitter" - you can finally write back to the stupid shit you read without getting instantly banned.

But it's not going to be easy - the lunatics outnumber you. Unless you're Australian and were born to shitpost, you will need a little backup. And you just called out with "L + Ratio + Who Cares".

That's when you throw on your TOP KEK hat, and reply to them "Give me your mother's number so I can make her a son she actually will love".

You never forget how good Your Mom jokes were, cause you're OG TOP KEK.

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