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Subpremium NEET Shirt

Subpremium NEET Shirt
Subpremium NEET Shirt
Subpremium NEET Shirt
Subpremium NEET Shirt
Subpremium NEET Shirt
Subpremium NEET Shirt
Subpremium NEET Shirt
Subpremium NEET Shirt

Subpremium NEET Shirt

$35.00
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Moving out of your mom's basement is a conspiracy by the illuminati - everyone knows that. What they don't know is that (You) have saved up plenty of good boy / good girl points to fly your flag like a boss.

Show the world that even NEETs can live the luxe life by getting the SubPremium NEET Shirt - hand crafted by our army of NEETs at your service. If we sell out of them, they will get 100 good employee points each and a chicken tendies party on us.

This shirt is made out of a premium fabric thats soft, comfy, but light. Goes well with any color, just don't eat tendies while eating the white one!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

 

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79 81 84 86
Width (cm) 42 46 51 56 61 66 71 76
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