So it's finally come down to this - you've been stripped of most of your constitutional rights - except your god given right to shitpost. But shitposting online is starting to get the attention of the glowies, god forbid you live in Australia and the government that lost a war to emus is now taking it out on their citizens.
So you bust out your OBEY sweater IRL to take on the powers that be - just be informed: it's not enough for you to buy this sweater, others need to buy it too otherwise this one doesn't work.
And if you question that it's clearly disinformation, and we'll send the PTA after you to enforce you wear your OBEY sweater.
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• We do not give refunds for smashed pelvises after finding your dream bae at the PTA meeting
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