Twitter Bootcamp '22 - 2nd Place Finalist Shirt

$35.00

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Picture this: your company is losing $3M a day babysitting dog moms and engineering managers who haven't made a github commit in 5 years. Profits are down, but blood alcohol levels are up thanks to the red wine on tap. What do you do?

That's when you have a brilliant idea: host a 1 week bootcamp to see who actually does anything useful at Twitter. After sifting through hundreds of "wellness coordinators" and "art directors" on your payroll you realize that first prize is you get to keep your job.

2nd prize is you're fired. But hey at least you got this shirt.

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S	28	18	15 ⅝
M	29	20	17
L	30	22	18 ½
XL	31	24	20
2XL	32	26	21 ½
3XL	33	28	22 ¾
4XL	34	30	24 ¼
5XL	35	32	25 ¼

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S	71.1	45.7	39.7
M	73.7	50.8	43.2
L	76.2	55.9	47
XL	78.7	61	50.8
2XL	81.3	66	54.6
3XL	83.8	71.1	58
4XL	86.4	76.2	61.5
5XL	89	81.3	64.3