The unmarried millennials are at it again - not only are they posting cringe on Tik Tok, they're in your DMs after leaving you on seen in your 20s. But joke's on them - you know behind the red cats and wine is a CIA plot to sell more Harry Potter books.
That's when you delete Instagram - aka the Ministry of Tragic - and throw on your Gigachad Temple OS Bomber Jacket. You're sure to snag that local turbobabe NEET if you pretend you ordered it using the TempleOS command line.
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester sueded fleece • 100% cotton face • Snap front closure • Dyed-to-match jersey locker patch on the back • The "C" stands for Chad obviously