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NEET LIFE Karl Marx Hoodie

NEET LIFE Karl Marx Hoodie

NEET LIFE Karl Marx Hoodie

Regular price $65.00 Sale price $45.00
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Picture this... you're an unemployed philosopher who gets on everyone's nerves. They've kicked you out of Paris, and now Brussels too.

But you're undeterred, and getting a real job is for suckers. Plus you just met your sugar daddy Engels so you don't have to pawn your pants for food again. Now it's time: you're gonna write a giant shitpost about how money is evil while being unemployed. 

Tendies in one hand, daddy's money in the other, you just birthed a new movement: this is NEET LIFE.

Not saying (you) should actually do that, but (you) would definitely look great in this hoodie.


• 85% organic ring-spun combed cotton, 15% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)
• Brushed sweatshirt
• Medium fit
• Raglan sleeves
• Self-fabric double-layered hood
• Slanted side pockets
• Matching round drawcords with metal tipping and eyelets
• Flatlock topstitch on all seams
• 1×1 rib at sleeves and bottom hems
• Inside self-fabric tape at the back of the neck
• Self-fabric half moon at the back of the neck

PLEASE NOTE: THIS PRODUCT COMES FROM EUROPE WHERE THEY CANT AFFORD FOOD SO AMERICANS PLEASE ORDER ONE SIZE UP FOR PERFECT FIT

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) BODY LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 20 ¼ 26 ¾ 29 ½
M 21 ¼ 28 ¼ 31 ⅛
L 22 ⅜ 29 ⅛ 31 ¾
XL 23 ⅝ 29 ⅞ 32 ¼
2XL 24 ¾ 30 ¾ 32 ⅞
  CHEST WIDTH (cm) BODY LENGTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 51.6 68 75
M 54.1 71.9 79
L 56.9 74 80.5
XL 60 76 82
2XL 63 78 83.6
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