You didn't pick the nug life, the nug life picked you. All the /pol/tards are mad as hell you won't let them in the door - but the only alert you care about on your phone is "Your delivery has arrived" from Uber Eats.
Dipping the nuggets you think "damn, McDonald's delivering is a game changer". That's true - but the real game changer is when you look at your thug life hat and think "yeah that should say nug life"
From the original video:
• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic • Breathable cotton blend • Form-fitting shape • 3D Puff Embroidery for Maximum Comfort • One size fits most