OBEY Mask Shirt - Statement Edition
Details
So it's finally come down to this - you've been stripped of most of your constitutional rights - except your god given right to shitpost. But shitposting online is starting to get the attention of the glowies, god forbid you live in Australia and the government that lost a war to emus is now taking it out on their citizens.
So you bust out your OBEY shirt IRL to take on the powers that be - just be informed: it's not enough for you to buy this shirt, others need to buy it too otherwise this one doesn't work.
And if you question that it's clearly disinformation, and we'll send the PTA after you to enforce you wear your OBEY shirt.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• We do not give refunds for smashed pelvises after finding your dream bae at the PTA meeting
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 36 |
| Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 31 |
OBEY Mask Shirt - Statement Edition
Details
So it's finally come down to this - you've been stripped of most of your constitutional rights - except your god given right to shitpost. But shitposting online is starting to get the attention of the glowies, god forbid you live in Australia and the government that lost a war to emus is now taking it out on their citizens.
So you bust out your OBEY shirt IRL to take on the powers that be - just be informed: it's not enough for you to buy this shirt, others need to buy it too otherwise this one doesn't work.
And if you question that it's clearly disinformation, and we'll send the PTA after you to enforce you wear your OBEY shirt.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• We do not give refunds for smashed pelvises after finding your dream bae at the PTA meeting
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 36 |
| Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 31 |