So it's finally come down to this - you've been stripped of most of your constitutional rights - except your god given right to shitpost. But shitposting online is starting to get the attention of the glowies, god forbid you live in Australia and the government that lost a war to emus is now taking it out on their citizens.
So you bust out your OBEY sweater IRL to take on the powers that be - just be informed: it's not enough for you to buy this sweater, others need to buy it too otherwise this one doesn't work.
And if you question that it's clearly disinformation, and we'll send the PTA after you to enforce you wear your OBEY sweater.
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²) • Tightly knit 3-end fleece • Side-seamed construction • Self-fabric patch on the back • Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem • We do not give refunds for smashed pelvises after finding your dream bae at the PTA meeting
Pretty nice material. Img as shown. Size might run a little large, but XL does look super cute on a 12yo girl. Nope, not hers! XL should be loose on me, I'm 5'11'/195ish (184 goal). Nope, not mine. XL will run large for 5'10'/154 girl, it IS for her, but I always intended to steal it. Shipping took a week just to create a label, but it's Christmas, so forgiven.
Should be very nice when I am refused service for not masking at the bank drive through and taking my SEVENTH BOOSTER! I'll be personally responsible for the 13th wave and refused service. But I wanted to lose those 9lbs anyway, so I'll be the winner and I have tiger blood so, at least there's that.
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