Subpremium NEET Shirt
Details
Moving out of your mom's basement is a conspiracy by the illuminati - everyone knows that. What they don't know is that (You) have saved up plenty of good boy / good girl points to fly your flag like a boss.
Show the world that even NEETs can live the luxe life by getting the SubPremium NEET Shirt - hand crafted by our army of NEETs at your service. If we sell out of them, they will get 100 good employee points each and a chicken tendies party on us.
This shirt is made out of a premium fabric thats soft, comfy, but light. Goes well with any color, just don't eat tendies while eating the white one!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length (cm) | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 | 86 |
| Width (cm) | 42 | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 |
Subpremium NEET Shirt
Details
Moving out of your mom's basement is a conspiracy by the illuminati - everyone knows that. What they don't know is that (You) have saved up plenty of good boy / good girl points to fly your flag like a boss.
Show the world that even NEETs can live the luxe life by getting the SubPremium NEET Shirt - hand crafted by our army of NEETs at your service. If we sell out of them, they will get 100 good employee points each and a chicken tendies party on us.
This shirt is made out of a premium fabric thats soft, comfy, but light. Goes well with any color, just don't eat tendies while eating the white one!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length (cm) | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 | 86 |
| Width (cm) | 42 | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 |