Introducing: self service tracking
Due to advancements in comfy technology, we now have a self service site so you can track your orders.
Sh*tposting for a good cause
We used to roll with Anonymous and terrorize the internet but then grew up and got real jobs. The website started as a joke to troll a friend, but people from all over the world started buying stuff.
We decided to put our shitposting to good use and make charity collections to support mental health research around the world.
So here we are: our real jobs and our shitposting combined.
Comfy Level: Maximum
This Just In
Our newest comfy stuff - fresh from our brains onto a blank canvas
Uncle Ted Collection
Industrial society and its future have been a disaster for our wardrobe
Tired of jannies ruining your fun?
Dab on them with our Sneed collection
Comfy News
Watch our new BMT Video!
We got to send Gordon our best hoodie for this one. Use code BIGMAN for 25% off the Ted Kaczynski Premium...
Thanks to Big Man Tyrone for featuring us!
As punishment for accidentally kicking someone in the discord, I had to have an anime profile picture for 1 month...