Hey kids, do you like heavy metal? Is life really hard recently? Don't worry, the government of Canada has an awesome new band called MAiD that makes all your troubles go away. 

With this hoodie you're one step closer to our forever box. We're now 5% of deaths in Canada, but experts agree it will solve 100% of your problems. Just don't tell your parents you're going to one of our uh... concerts.

MAiDen illustration by @Phvnt0m. Dystopian cyberpunk future by Justin Trudeau.

• 85% organic ring-spun combed cotton, 15% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)
• Brushed sweatshirt
• Medium fit
• Raglan sleeves
• Self-fabric double-layered hood
• Slanted side pockets
• Matching round drawcords with metal tipping and eyelets
• Flatlock topstitch on all seams
• 1×1 rib at sleeves and bottom hems
• Inside self-fabric tape at the back of the neck
• Self-fabric half moon at the back of the neck

AMERICANS PLEASE ORDER ONE SIZE UP. THIS HOODIE IS MADE IN EUROPE WHERE THEY CAN'T AFFORD FOOD.