Whether you're an e-boy and she's big mad because you're out with the boys, or you're an e-girl and she's mad because your instagram leaves her in the dust, it's time to celebrate:

• 100% polyester
• Rubber non-slip base
• Sizes: 36″ × 18″ (91.4 cm × 45.7 cm), 18″ × 16″ (45.8 cm × 40.7 cm)
• High-quality edge stitching that doesn’t peel
• Hoes 100% guaranteed to be mad (including your mom)

Please note, if you feel personally attacked by this and are upset please see our video on the subject.

Size guide