You've done it you absolute madlad. You got your comfy girl of your dreams over to your place after a comfy night on the town. The drinks went down as smoothly as your charming recovery after you talked about your favorite anime just a little too much.
"Let me slip into something... more comfortable" you say, as you can feel her shiver with anticipation.
Whats he going to wear? Anime shorts, a femboy maid outfit? No sir, you have prepared for this moment.
Thats when you bust out the iconic COMFY Benjamin Evening Trousers. As you put on squid game and argue which character deservers it to the next round, she touches the subtle amount elastane and asks "wow, what's it made of". To which you respond:
• 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane
• Fabric weight: 8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)
• Slim fit
• Soft cotton-feel fabric face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Cuffed legs
• Practical pockets
• Elastic waistband with a white drawstring
• We do not give refunds if you wear this while playing squid game and one of the guards takes you home immediately, getting you both disqualified and rekt.