You've done it you absolute madlad. You got your comfy girl of your dreams over to your place after a comfy night on the town. The drinks went down as smoothly as your charming recovery after you talked about your favorite anime just a little too much.
"Let me slip into something... more comfortable" you say, as you can feel her shiver with anticipation. Whats he going to wear? Anime shorts, a femboy maid outfit? No sir, you have prepared for this moment.
Thats when you bust out the iconic COMFY Benjamin Evening Trousers. As you put on squid game and argue which character deservers it to the next round, she touches the subtle amount elastane and asks "wow, what's it made of". To which you respond:
• 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane • Fabric weight: 8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²) • Slim fit • Soft cotton-feel fabric face • Brushed fleece fabric inside • Cuffed legs • Practical pockets • Elastic waistband with a white drawstring • We do not give refunds if you wear this while playing squid game and one of the guards takes you home immediately, getting you both disqualified and rekt.
Y’all gather ‘round, sit a spell and listen to the Good Word about Maximum Comfy and the pants they peddle. I was lost, in a valley of comfy pantslessness. When I beheld these Benjamin trousers, and my eyes were opened. And even as my pride and hubris did cause me to order the wrong size, Comfy Almighty let me exchange them at no personal cost, and even bestowed on me a Comfy Nugget Sticker to boot!
You’re gonna do a lot of regrettable things in this life, but buying these pants and indeed, any other Comfy merchandise won’t be one of them.
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