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MAiDen of Death - Long Sleeve Shirt

MAiDen of Death - Long Sleeve Shirt
MAiDen of Death - Long Sleeve Shirt
MAiDen of Death - Long Sleeve Shirt
MAiDen of Death - Long Sleeve Shirt
MAiDen of Death - Long Sleeve Shirt
MAiDen of Death - Long Sleeve Shirt
MAiDen of Death - Long Sleeve Shirt
MAiDen of Death - Long Sleeve Shirt

MAiDen of Death - Long Sleeve Shirt

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Hey kids, do you like heavy metal? Is life really hard recently? Don't worry, the government of Canada has an awesome new band called MAiD that makes all your troubles go away. 

With this hoodie you're one step closer to our forever box. We're now 5% of deaths in Canada, but experts agree it will solve 100% of your problems. Just don't tell your parents you're going to one of our uh... concerts.

MAiDen illustration by @Phvnt0m. Dystopian cyberpunk future by Justin Trudeau.


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs

Size guide

  SHIRT LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) CHEST TO FIT (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 25
S 28 18 34-37 25 ⅝
M 29 20 38-41 26 ¼
L 30 22 42-45 26 ⅞
XL 31 24 46-49 27 ½
2XL 32 26 50-53 28 ⅛
  SHIRT LENGTH (cm) CHEST WIDTH (cm) CHEST TO FIT (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4 63.5
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94 65
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1 66.6
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3 68.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5 69.9
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6 71.4
MAiDen of Death - Long Sleeve Shirt
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