Oi bruv. You've made the right choice, you picked NORF instead of the bloody SOUF. I swear on me mum if I eva get my hands on 'em they FINISHED. Bloody 'ell.

Enywey, the missus wanted me to give you this. If you're gonna be a cheeky wanker like us and stick it to the SOUF, rep your NORF shirt right in they face. On the back it has a special name and number. SIMPLE AS - Number 10 on the roster. 'Eres why:

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Simple As. Plus this shirt is a 10/10 in bongland.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping