Moving out of your mom's basement is a conspiracy by the illuminati - everyone knows that. What they don't know is that (You) have saved up plenty of good boy / good girl points to fly your flag like a boss.
Show the world that even NEETs can live the luxe life by getting the SubPremium NEET Shirt - hand crafted by our army of NEETs at your service. If we sell out of them, they will get 100 good employee points each and a chicken tendies party on us.
This shirt is made out of a premium fabric thats soft, comfy, but light. Goes well with any color, just don't eat tendies while eating the white one!