They say legends are born, not made. Shitposting, like trolling - is only for the most legendary basement dweller. Handed down through hundreds of years of tradition, it was eventually perfect by our greatest ally, Australia.
While they have their gators and roos to increase their DPS (dabs per second) we mere mortals need a post to increase our spread of butthurt. That's where the Subpremium Shitpost Shirt comes in - just remember not to wear it during a zoom call (or switch to the Sneed shirt).
This shirt is made out of a premium fabric thats soft, comfy, but light. Goes well with any color, just don't eat tendies while eating the white one!